Domestic Chaos Theory

Powering the Grid With My Wife’s Anxiety, Day Drinking and Yelling Like an Old Man

Welcome to my latest publication of Domestic Chaos Theory…

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March 2026

Emoji Talk, Fun Bucks & Bat Boy The Musical

Welcome to my latest publication of Domestic Chaos Theory…

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Frontier Airlines, Xanax in Costa Rica &The George Santos Religious Institute

Welcome to my latest publication of Domestic Chaos Theory…

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February 2026

Magic Beans as an Investment Strategy, Coyote Alarms & Clown Shoes

Welcome to my latest publication of Domestic Chaos Theory…

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January 2026

Angry Caricaturists, When Cultures Clash & Temu Shopping Rules

I’m literally just sharing short stories about my family like the ones previously published in one of my annual Christmas letters.

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Spousal Gaslighting, Social Media Etiquette & The Best Daycare Ever

Since my Substack is brand new, I first want to remind you that the ENTIRE premise of my Substack is that I’m literally just sharing short stories about…

Jan 13 • Domestic Chaos Theory

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August 2025

World-Class Humble Brags, Shirtless Teens & My Physical Shortcomings

Since my Substack is pretty much new, I first want to remind you that the ENTIRE premise of my Substack is that I’m literally just sharing short stories…

Aug 24, 2025 • Domestic Chaos Theory

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Frazzle Meters, The Dollar Store and Texting With Your Eyes Closed

Since my Substack is pretty much new, I first want to remind you that the ENTIRE premise of my Substack is that I’m literally just sharing short stories…

Aug 24, 2025 • Domestic Chaos Theory

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The Annual Migration of Wealth, Decorative Pillow Logic & Garish Displays of Christmas Present

Since my Substack is pretty much new, I first want to remind you that the ENTIRE premise of my Substack is that I’m literally just sharing short stories…

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